4T The Des Moines Register Sattrday. November 9, 1996 The New YorkTimes Crossword Your2(t Worth A 24-hour phone line for anonymous callers. Just leave sIwIaIsitI I iKlAlS jDl i Is jcjo re In 1 i Ji In i Uwj SlKlElEITI lTljPSHEETlS a message on the recorder. Call (51 5) 284-8244. 1LIOIGIOI 1SH0H(TISI IMTAITIEMAINITIOIIINIEI rEVlENTsTANNlEMTEA If everyone in Iowa would visit Texas for just one week, they would learn two things how to be friendly and how to drive.
Des Moines woman To those who stomp and run early and late on the stairs adjacent to my bedroom: Tread lightly so I might get some sleep. Ankeny condo owner To all you sportsmen: What is there about a no-hunting sign that you do not understand? Central Iowa woman My sister told me something I will never forget: Sometimes it's better to be lonely. Adair County girl Please have the ladies who go to Prairie Meadows use a smaller purse or watch what they're doing because getting hit in the back with a purse is not very fun. Central Iowa man Thank god for peanut butter I would've never made it through the day. Working mother of three Just a word of thanks to all of the Iowa drivers: You're the best job security a person ever had.
Iowa insurance adjuster All the deer in Des Moines should be hunted and given to the needy. There's a lot of good meat there. Central Iowa man Why is it most men can be found almost every evening in the horizontal position on a couch or recliner with a remote in hand, flipping constantly through the channels? Central Iowa woman I parallel-parked for the first time today. -1 Central Iowa teen Would the local weathercasters stop trying to be stand-up comics and just give the weather? Ogdenman If anyone notices any dogs left outside without shelter, food or water, please report this to your local police or humane society. Northwest Iowa woman Not allowing Halloween parties in Des Moines schools for fear they honor Satan only gives more power to Satan and her evil scheme.
Des Moines minister Halloween party objectors shouldn't celebrate Christmas either because the true meaning has been lost to Santa Claus. Let kids be kids and enjoy life. Beaverdale mother The difference between outlaws and in-laws is that outlaws are wanted. Saylorville man How many people who cannot pay their utility bill have cable TV? Des Moines man Answer to previous puzzle. 63 Sanjo banjo 65 Not as clear 66 Dodgers 67 Locks 68 Puts another way ACROSS 1 Proof of pedigree One left holding the bag? 14 Kind of service is Through 16 Cobblers' forms 17 Pirates is J.F.K.'s service 19 Kennel club rejects 21 Annoyed with 22 ZippO 24 Gathering storm 26 Part of a pedigree 27 Used a prie-dieu 29 Giverny artist 31 Actor Ruman of "Ninotchka" 32 Concert hall 34 My Heart" 35 Old bat 36 Bankruptcy listing 39 It's hard to get out of 42 Traffic cop? 43 Make tracks 46 N.T.
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Though Martin gets plenty of chances for his trademark facial contortions and pratfalls especially during a visit to the prospective in-laws, which finds him accidentally wrecking one of their bathrooms he puts forth one of his most balanced performances, offset nicely by Diane Keaton, understated but effective as his much-more-rational wife. The movie also yields a frantically funny bit by Martin Short as a fork-tongued wedding consultant. "Money Train" (HBO at 7 p.m.) This fast-paced, humor-tinged 1995 action tale enjoyably reunites earlier "White Men Can't Jump" and "Wildcats" co-stars Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrel-son as New York City transit-cop partners who become enmeshed in a plot to rob a subway train carrying the daily profits from that transportation system. When the money train is hijacked, their stem boss (Robert Blake) makes it clear that he's determined to get the culprit dead or alive, unaware that his own men are involved so pivotally. ports enter E3 College Football Alabama at LSU (Live) 19 Amer.
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Ty England. 903712 Yesteryear Connie Smith. 381720 The life of controversial former Alabama Gov. George Wallace will be the subject of a docudrama on cable's TNT. Production will start in January, with Gary Sinise starring as the segregationist governor.
John Frankenheimer, who directed "The Island of Dr. More-au," and also won an Emmy for his TNT miniseries "Andersonville," will direct the project. Likely air date is November 1997. JanCurrie Live B'kstoge Live Now arrange the circled letters to form the surprise answer, as suggested by the above cartoon. In the Heat of theNiaht In the Heat of the Night MOVIE: "Top Gun" '86) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis.
A hot-shot Navy let pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a 10:25 MOVIE: "Hamburger Hill" C87) Anthony Barrile, Michael Patrick Boatman. Fourteen Army recruits try JESii 11123731 305996 civilian astrophysicist. 2350625 again and again to take muddy hll I in Vietnam. Music by Answer hen TO PhllipGlasS. 46479170 CT I Col lege Football Texas at Texas Tech (Live) 3808441 Miami Vice "Killshot' In Living No Rela (Answers Monday) Jumblas: BISON STUNG ENOUGH PETITE Answer: This is what a mirage is A SIGHT UNSEEN Bock Chat 16561942 Yesterday's BO 5342462 Color Mission: Impossible "Odds on Evil" 8564267 tion minmmm iummm mw yimm People 3 In the News ii We'll sit, well talk, no big whoop Newsman gets nasty, gets interview They'll certainly have something to talk about.
President Clinton agreed Friday to tape an interview with David Brtnkley despite the newsman's barbs about the president on Election Night The interview will be shown Sunday on ABC's This Week with David Brinkley, on the 76-year-old commentator's final appearance as the show's host. Brink-ley, during ABC's Election Night coverage, had called Clinton a "bore" and during a portion where Brinkley apparently did not know he was on the air said the president would spout "goddamned nonsense" during the next four years. ABC had been negotiating for a Oprah Winfrey and Barbra Streisand react to the audience during a tap- ing of The Oprah Winfrey Show in Los Angeles recently. Streisand talks about her love life, her music and her new movie, 77te Mirror Has Two Faces. The interview is scheduled to air Monday.
Short takes Shirley Madame returns to Houston next month to attend the Texas premiere of The Evening Star, the sequel to Terms of Endearment. It's been 13 years since MacLaine played the domineering Aurora Green-way in Terms of Endearment, which won five Academy Awards, including best picture and best supporting actor, for Jack Nicholson. In the sequel, Aurora contends with her unruly grandchildren. The premiere is Dec. 5.
Miss Canada International pleaded not guilty Friday to punching another woman in the face. The 20-year-old nursing student was charged after a fight at a Memorial University bar Oct. 18. Police said the other woman, who suffered a chipped tooth and other injuries, was with House's former boyfriend. The charges disqualified House from an international competition.
Ted Turner has put a TNT movie about Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill on hold for fear of offending the Supreme Court justice while the court considers important cable industry regulations, Daily Variety reported Friday. TNT spokeswoman Karen Flanzbaum denied the project is on hold, calling the report in the Hollywood trade paper "total speculation, complete speculation." Horoscope Joyce Jillson Nov. 9, 1996 ARIES (March 21-April 19). An attitude of generosity brings you new opportunity to find love. TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
Dear ones cannot disappoint you if you are truly on their side. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You must be willing to take risks for the things you want. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Join environmental groups.
A new love comes from taking adventurous steps. LEO (July23-Aug. 22). Your determination makes the difference between financial success and failure. VIRGO (Aug.
23-Sept. 22). Encouragement from a new source will make a difference in your approach. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct.
23). Do your relationship homework and life becomes suddenly harmonious. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
A change of attitude puts a relationship on more equal footing. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). A hidden sentiment prevents you from getting what you should from a relationship.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jn. 19). Your potential is not being fully realized. Organize your time.
Begin a diet. AQUARIUS (Jen. 20-Feb. 18). Put your family before friends or you'll anger loved ones.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Free yourself to be creative and fruitful. Guilt keeps you from making positive changes. CREATORS (I Add good Samaritan to her credits Clinton appearance with Brinkley before the election, but the comments had raised doubt over whether the president would agree to be interviewed.
Actress Valerie Harper and her husband, Tony Cacciotti, were on their way to a party in Chicago when they noticed an elderly man, leaning against a fence, who appeared to be disoriented. The couple said they found his address in his wallet and offered to take him home. It took 40 minutes to drive from where they found the man, on the north side, to his home on the south side, Harper said. Harper and Cacciotti said they were greeted by the man's family, who had been frantically searching for him for hours. The woman who answered the door said, "How wonderful! Pop!" Harper said.
"And then she looked at me and said, 'You're Harper played the title tot It was that prima donna Miss Piggy fault! Home is where the TV show is for Martha Stewart. A zoning board voted 5-2 to renew her permit to tape her cable program at her estate, even though she admitted breaking the rule against taping on weekends and at night. The improper tailing was done Sunday night because of scheduling conflict with a special guest: Miss iiRgy- Tlie roie in me sitcom wioda, a spinoff of Tlie Mary Tyler Moore Show. She's now starring in a production of Tlie Dragon and Pearl in Chicago..
